Grumpy Chimp Figurine
Meet the chimp with big opinions and zero patience! This scowling little desk buddy holds a sign that says everything he’s too grumpy to say out loud. Pick “BRANCH MANAGER” or “YOU’RE EVOLVED?” or choose one of the other optional signs and bring home some attitude. 🐒
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Warning: this little guy is not here for small talk. 🍌
Our Grumpy Chimp Figurine has a deep scowl, a furrowed brow, and golden eyes that follow you around the room. Under all that fuzzy black fur he’s a total sweetheart, with big pink ears, chunky hands, and tiny toes. He’s the cutest grump you’ll ever meet.
He holds his sign proudly in both fists, and you get to choose the message:
🌿 “BRANCH MANAGER” is the perfect gift for the boss, the team lead, the person who keeps the whole office running, or anyone who’s always “in charge” of something.
🧬 “YOU’RE EVOLVED?” is for the friend with sharp humor, the science nerd, or anyone who needs a grumpy chimp to question the state of humanity.
Or Choose "Swing Shift", "Peel With It", "Apesolutely Not" or "Bite My Banana".
Why everyone falls in love with him:
- 🐵 Big personality, tiny size: the scowl is the best part and never gets old.
- 🎨 Fully multi-color printed: rich black fur with a warm tan face, ears, hands, and feet, eyes, and bold black lettering on the sign.
- ✨ Super detailed: textured fur, a little tuft on top of his head, and individually sculpted fingers and toes.
- 🎁 Instant gift energy: funny, memorable, and easy to wrap.
- 🛠️ Handmade in small batches: 3D printed by us at Wicked Dragonfly 3D.
Perfect for:
- Boss’s Day, promotions, and retirement gifts
- Coworker and Secret Santa gifts
- White elephant exchanges
- Desks, bookshelves, and gaming setups
- Monkey lovers and collectors of quirky desk pets
- Anyone who needs a grumpy buddy to sit on guard
Details:
- Height: 2 3/4 inches
- Material: PLA
- Printed in Apex, North Carolina
Because every figure is 3D printed, you may notice tiny layer lines and slight variations. That’s part of the handmade charm!







